Homeboy, You're Too Close

My sister is in band and she plays the baritone. There was a band concert last week, so I had to go to watch my sister play (actually that was an excuse, I really just went because all my friends are in band and it's way more entertaining than sitting next to your mother for four hours in uncomfy bleachers or staying at home with nothing to do). So I was up in the freshmen section, you know, just chilling with my band friends when all of a sudden, BAM! MY SISTER IS SURROUNDED BY BOYS. If you have a younger brother or sister, or if you are one, usually the older siblings are over-protective, or at least I am. So I'm sitting next to my friend and being poked, while staring at my sister, giggling at some over zealous, preteen homeboy in a band costume. I am apalled. My sister is too young for boys, she's thirteen for pete's sake! It's a good thing the band director said people could not move during the music or whatever or I would be up there laying the smack down on them. Peace out my fellas!